Most babies are tiny cute creatures that you can’t help but make strange little noises at. Well, not this one, this baby just makes me want to make noises of horror. This little fellow raps about how hard life is as a baby and had a number one hit in most parts of the world back in 1992. I hardly speak French, so I don’t know what he’s complaining about, but unless he hates not being able to wipe his own nose, I’m not sure what else there is. Babies have it great, they lay around all day and people instantly like them just because they look the way they look. The only adult who has that same effect on people is Isaac from The Love Boat.
Little baby Jordy, who was actually four and half at the time, is the youngest person EVER to have a number one hit single and that is why, as horrifying as the act was, he is the perfect Poptastic candidate. Watch the disconcerting video here. I think the parents are even more disturbing than the kid. The first scene where they’re all half naked is supposed to be endearing, but it screams “call the authorities there’s something not kosher with that family”. Oh and the bed scene after that with the animal prints … there are no words, just ew. It doesn’t help that dad looks a bit pervy without even trying and mom walks around in a bright pink shower cap and see-through raincoat half the video. You know what, I take it back, this baby has plenty to complain about. Dang, this is like an instructional video on how to create your own little sociopath.
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