1. Spending all day watching the original Star Wars trilogy (no fancy new graphics or edits, the old-school theatrical release) and doing nothing but that is Good. You should try it.
2. Princess Leia has a very dodgy accent (perhaps trying to sound posh, maybe English, it’s hard to say exactly what she was going for) through about half of A New Hope. It never resurfaces throughout the rest of the series, or at least not that I noticed. How did the people in charge not notice that?
3. Non-human creatures rarely speak English, but they all seem to understand it.
4. While many people think the Ewoks are crap, at least they have spears and stuff and helped beat down the Storm Troopers. That alone makes them at least ten thousand times more acceptable than Jar-Jar Binks.
5. It’s totally un-cool that I gave my Ewok Village Action Playset away when I was too old for it. That thing was badass and I would display it proudly if I still had it now. When aDawgg and I would play together when I was little, the G.I. Joes would come attack the treehouse, but the Ewoks were crafty and would always win. Or at least, that’s how I remember it.
6. The Darth Vader theme will be stuck in your head for days:
Star Wars - The Imperial March (Darth Vader Theme)



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