Orange Juice

Hmm, I’m not sure if you could call Orange Juice and Edwyn Collins poptastic in the strictest sense of the term. These three songs aren’t knock-your-socks off cheesy. You know, the kind either so poptastic you can’t help but smile or so cringe-worthy they deserve a place in the Poptastic Pantheon. On the other hand, “Rip It Up” - Orange Juice’s only bonafide charter - does push the needle a bit with the blurp-blurps and sax when they take it to the bridge.

   Orange Juice - Rip It Up (Intermediate Edit)

And, if cheesy pop songs are those that, once heard, bury themselves deep in your brain like that slug-worm thing in the Star Trek: Wrath of Khan, well, then Collins’ 1994 beats-bells-guitar hit “A Girl Like You” is a wicked one. I listened to it a few times while preparing for Poptastic Day and I almost regret it. And regret it. And regret it. Oh, the torture of the poptastic!

   Edwyn Collins - A Girl Like You

Finally, few things approach popasticism like Austin Powers and Collins’ contribute to the 1997 Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery soundtrack - “The Magic Piper (Of Love)” - features many classicly poptastic accouterments. Flute jams almost always garner a few poptastic points. But, when horns, slightly oddball lyrics, and a light-hearted feel are added to the mix a strong case is made for Poptasitc Day qualification.

   Edwyn Collins - The Magic Piper (Of Love)

Well, once again, I’ve walked up to the precipice of rule-breaking here at 100b. I’m not sure if these selections completely meet our stringent poptastic criteria. I can only hope our readers will forgive me and enjoy the music!