Halloween is by far my favorite holiday – it’s the only one that’s all about fun and no work. No stressful shopping, no huge feast to prepare, no giving thanks. Carving a pumpkin? Awesome. Buying and eating candy? Mmmm. Wearing a costume? Always fun. And – the best part – watching crappy slasher flicks where a quiet and very focused masked man butchers a small town’s delinquent teenagers as a twisted form of revenge for a wrong done to him as a child? Excellent. Halloween is all about enjoying the cheesiest guilty pleasures and there’s nothing better. Happy Halloween, old friends!

   Michael Jackson – Thriller