All I want for Christmas is christmas sexy bitch play boy fuck.
Seriously, people, this is real. 100b had the pleasure of getting not one but two search hits from – I pray – the same person clacking in this search criteria. So, someone was holiday horny and we had the pleasure of giving them a wee spark of hope for porny pre-Christmas cheer. Being the curious skank I am, of course, I had to see if I could find some christmas sexy bitch playboy fuck for mydamnself. Because I’m not a total pervert, I did this under the guise of seeing how this sordid trail lead to 100b.
I couldn’t find it. Exactly. Some. Not much. I mean, um, yes, I found some Christmassy porn. But not the trail to 100b the gets entangled with it.
(You shouldn’t try this at home unless you’ve obtained the age of legal majority in your locale.)
Well, the Christmas countdown has begun. And to kick it off the fun … I got a cold. What’s wrong with this? I learn of the existence of Christmas porn lurkers (sad) and get a cold (bummer). At least there are a few days to shake it off before the true fun fun fun begins and I get to give the mountain of presents I’ve gotten for people.
To begin spicing up for the holidays, here’s some joy for our Secret Surfer brought to the world care of The Brian Setzer Orchestra:
The Brian Setzer Orchestra – The Dirty Boogie
